I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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