I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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