Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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