I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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