went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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