i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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