wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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