did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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