You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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