we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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