why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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