Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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