She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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