Don't you send me to vm
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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