make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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