awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
