You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think weed is turning my hair brown
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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