some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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