im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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