Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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