do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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