no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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