HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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