What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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