I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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