So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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