It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
