Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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