id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
