Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
