Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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