The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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