It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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