What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Randomize
