You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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