Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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