Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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