At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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