What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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