Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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