dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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