Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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