it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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