If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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