Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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