There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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