Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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