i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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