You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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