Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
