I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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